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The Deadpan Caregiver 

You can make the waiting room laugh, then explain myopia like a pro in the next post.

  • Deadpan
  • Caring
  • Candid
What does yours say?

Free, from your public posts. About three minutes.

As postedIn your style
Rule number three, you will not cry, or whine
Rule number three,
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Drag to compare. By hand, an edit like this takes about 30 minutes.

Your signature moves

What makes it unmistakably you.

  1. 01

    Sitcom Openers

    Rule number three, you will not cry, or whine

  2. 02

    Air-Puff Jokes

    The air-puff test and other patient-experience jokes come back across your reels.

  3. 03

    Dynamic Duo Bits

    Staff and doctor sketches built on gossip, golf jokes, and "docs vs. patients" bits.

  4. 04

    Frame Drop Tags

    New frame arrivals tagged directly to @zeissvision, @eyevan_official, and @eyeflyeyewear.

Your superpower

You turn workplace sitcom gags into a clinic account people actually want to watch and share.

Your blind spot

Your comedy reels never ask for a next step, so viewers laugh, scroll on, and don't book.

In your own words

Lines only you would write.

  • cleaning our doc's glasses so he sees how lucky he is to have us

  • Rule number three, you will not cry, or whine

  • posing with equipment the same way men do with fish in photos

Your brand kit

Your colours and fonts, found in your posts.

  • primary brand navy#0D2C54
  • soft blue background#D8E8F3
  • accent blue#003FA3
  • panel background#FFFFFF
  • headline ink#2B211B
  • Aa

    Playfair Display

    title

  • Aa

    Montserrat

    body

  • Aa

    Oswald

    accent

Read from your posts. Colours are approximate.

How your social media manager would edit it

Your reel, edited as The Deadpan Caregiver.

01The pauses and restarts, cut
02Plus captions in your font and colours
03Plus a title card, with a push-in
04Plus an end card with your call to action

A sample, made from a reel you already posted, so some edits sit on top of the ones you made. On a fresh take from your phone, your social media manager starts clean.

Three moves

For next week.

  1. 1

    Add your brand fonts to reel text.

    Your carousels use Playfair and Montserrat, but your reels fall back to default type.

  2. 2

    Put one end-card line on every comedy reel.

    Your most-liked joke reel asked viewers for nothing, so it could not turn into bookings.

Free · about 3 minutes

What does your Instagram say about you?

How you sound, your colours and fonts, and one of your own reels edited in your style. Read from your public posts.

Free · public accounts only · about 3 minutes

Hire your social media manager

A better Instagram, without the hours.

This is what a social media manager learns about @northwestvisionclinic. Hire one that lives on your computer and it does the work. You film, you press post.

  • Edits every reel in your look
  • Writes captions that sound like you
  • Sends you a report every Sunday, with what to post next

Launch price

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