@northwestvisionclinic's Instagram personalityWatched 5 reelsView on Instagram ↗
The Deadpan Caregiver
You can make the waiting room laugh, then explain myopia like a pro in the next post.
- Deadpan
- Caring
- Candid
Free, from your public posts. About three minutes.
Your signature moves
What makes it unmistakably you.
- 01
Sitcom Openers
Rule number three, you will not cry, or whine
- 02
Air-Puff Jokes
The air-puff test and other patient-experience jokes come back across your reels.
- 03
Dynamic Duo Bits
Staff and doctor sketches built on gossip, golf jokes, and "docs vs. patients" bits.
- 04
Frame Drop Tags
New frame arrivals tagged directly to @zeissvision, @eyevan_official, and @eyeflyeyewear.
Your superpower
You turn workplace sitcom gags into a clinic account people actually want to watch and share.
Your blind spot
Your comedy reels never ask for a next step, so viewers laugh, scroll on, and don't book.
In your own words
Lines only you would write.
cleaning our doc's glasses so he sees how lucky he is to have us
Rule number three, you will not cry, or whine
posing with equipment the same way men do with fish in photos
Your brand kit
Your colours and fonts, found in your posts.
- primary brand navy#0D2C54
- soft blue background#D8E8F3
- accent blue#003FA3
- panel background#FFFFFF
- headline ink#2B211B
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Playfair Display
title
Aa
Montserrat
body
Aa
Oswald
accent
Read from your posts. Colours are approximate.
How your social media manager would edit it
Your reel, edited as The Deadpan Caregiver.
A sample, made from a reel you already posted, so some edits sit on top of the ones you made. On a fresh take from your phone, your social media manager starts clean.
Three moves
For next week.
- 1
Add your brand fonts to reel text.
Your carousels use Playfair and Montserrat, but your reels fall back to default type.
- 2
Put one end-card line on every comedy reel.
Your most-liked joke reel asked viewers for nothing, so it could not turn into bookings.
Free · about 3 minutes
What does your Instagram say about you?
How you sound, your colours and fonts, and one of your own reels edited in your style. Read from your public posts.
Hire your social media manager
A better Instagram, without the hours.
This is what a social media manager learns about @northwestvisionclinic. Hire one that lives on your computer and it does the work. You film, you press post.
- Edits every reel in your look
- Writes captions that sound like you
- Sends you a report every Sunday, with what to post next
Launch price
$99$49/ month + tax
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